Wednesday, April 30, 2003

Video rumored to show Bush daughter naked
Oh man! You can almost see the late night TV ads: "From the producers who brought you 'Girls Gone Wild' it's the hottest video this side of the Potomac. It's 'Barbara Bush's Booty Call!' Yes, you too can have the video of the ultimate First Family party girl, gettin' down and nasty for the cameras ..." How much would you like to bet that every available Secret Service agent is busting down dorm rooms and condos all over campus looking for this tape?

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